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Mother's Dictionary

AMNESIA : A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. DEFENSE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS : The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. LOOK OUT!: ...

Just for laughs...

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rena, merle and mapet -ang cu-cute nila no? parang mga bata... libay, mapet and me -ang gaganda namin no? walang kokontra! mapet: "libs, wag ka na umiyak, bayaran ko na utang kong bente" libs: "sinabi ko naman sa yo, kahit kalahati lang e, bibili lang ako ng boy bawang" margie: "pwede tumabi kayo? solo picture ko to e" may kakaibang elemento sa solo picture ko!!!! vic and rena- whoah! parang nasa mall! shopping galore! libs, laila, me, merle, bob and mapet - ang hindi nag toothbrush wag ipakita ang ngipin! bob? minus libs - ayaw talaga pakita ni bob ngipin nya... me, merle and libs -ummm girlfriends, some kinda oil faces we got there! care for some powder? in fairness, magaganda pa din kami...well... gay, bob, merle, bry, me, sher and riz (girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy ang gusto?, girl)

7's

Seven things that scare you: 1. Illness 2. Being alone 3. Being jobless 4. Debts 5. BAD people 6. Fire 7. Death Seven things you like most: 1. Pearl 2. Chocolates 3. Yosi 4. Coke 5. Jazz music 6. Clothes 7. Lipgloss Seven important things in your bedroom: 1. Mirror 2. Closet 3. Vanity kit 4. Bags 5. Shoes 6. Pillows, pillows, pillows 7. Mementos Seven random facts about you: 1. I am not friendly but blessed with so many friends 2. I finished Industrial Engineering but not practicing it 3. I got married at 26 4. I got two cutey kiddos at 28 5. I am a frustrated interior designer 6. I love working but bored with my job 7. I am a dogmatic Seven things you plan to do before you die: 1. Travel the world 2. Design my dream house 3. Have my own boutique 4. See my children’s grandchildren 5. Swim like a professional 6. Lose unwanted fats in my belly 7. Sing in a bar Seven things you can do: 1. Sing 2. Dance 3. Decorate a room 4. Personalize anything 5. Cook pasta 6. Paint 7. Sleep the whole da...

Don't worry...Be happy

Quotes on Being Happy Carl Jung :There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word "happy" would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. Orison Swett Marden : There is no investment you can make which will pay you so well as the effort to scatter sunshine and good cheer through your establishment. George Sand : There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. Epictetus : There is only one way to happiness, and that is cease worrying about the things which are beyond the power of our will. Euripides : There is something in the pang of change more than the heart can bear, unhappiness remembering happiness. Gelett Burgess :There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness. Anne Frank : Think of all the beauty still left around you and be ...

Pongky PONGX

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Tomorrow, AUGUST 13 , is the birthday of a very dear friend. I haven’t seen for quite sometime. I guess he’s busy taking care of his dad and I think that’s nice because he got to spend more time with his dad. The group has planned to pay him a visit and surprise him on his birthday. Sadly, I won’t be able to join them and I’m posting him on my blog instead. I had emailed some of our friends and ask them to say something about this guy and send it to me thru email. To update, as of 3:17pm I haven’t received any email from our friends…thanks for your cooperation guys! hmmmp! I just finished uploading some group photos and it’s the highlighted guy in the photos I’m talking about. Okay, it’s his birthday…so does this mean all the things I’m about to write here are all bright and beautiful? c’mon…okay, let’s start… Precioso Alibangbang- his full name. During high school days, he is called as Press . His sisters call him Pongky and for us, he is Pongx . If Aries is the big guy, Pongx is th...

Reposted

A reposted article from an email I got this afternoon from Helen of Internal Audit… I just hope she wouldn’t mind…anyways, thanks Ms. Helen for this email! … Inspiring Thoughts...Lessons in Love A ninety-one year old woman died after living a long dignified life. When she met God she asked him something that had long bothered her. If Man was created in God's image, and if all men are created equal, why do people treat each other so badly? God replied that each person who enters our life has a unique lesson to teach us. And it is only through these lessons that we learn about life, people, relationships and God. This confused the woman, so God began to explain. When someone lies to you it teaches you that things are not always as they seem. The truth is often far beneath the surface. Look beyond the masks people wear if you want to know their heart. And remove your own masks to let people know yours. When someone steals from you it teaches you that nothing is forever. Always appreci...

Check this out!

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In a Past Life... You Were: An Evil Executor of Sacrifices. Where You Lived: Korea. How You Died: In Childbirth. Who Were You In a Past Life? 'wEirD huh??!!!!

I wonder...

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Look at my Jule Jule bebe...is he asking for a baby sister ? haha! Not now, Jule-Jule...mommy is not yet ready for another baby...as of now, mommy is contented with kuya Luigi and you, Jule-Jule bebe ... as if Jule-Jule bebe is really asking for a baby sister... he was just practicing his tumbling.